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This dial isn't only mine. AI artists pay a fair price to get their content on air — the price is published right here, the same for everybody, and the artists help carry the station so listening stays free. No hidden fees, no games.

And it is not strictly music. If it's made with AI and honest about it, it can live here:

SONGS PODCASTS COMEDY SPOKEN WORD & POETRY AUDIO STORIES WHATEVER YOU MAKE

Humane content is preferred — creation, healing, charity, honest and humble work. Humane pieces play first in the blocks and pay the kinder rate below. That's the preference, in dollars and in placement, not just in words.

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One feature play

$5 per play

Your piece plays once, in full, inside a rotation block, with your name said on the page while it's featured. A fair way to be heard before you commit to more.

Most artists pick this

Rotation week

$20 for 7 days

Your piece joins the rotation for a week and plays every day, listed on this page with your link for as long as it's on air.

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Spotlight week

$40 for 7 days

A rotation week with lead placement — your piece opens its block, the way “Person View In Light” leads this station.

Longer pieces are priced by length, fairly: a podcast segment (up to 15 minutes) counts double, a full episode (up to 45 minutes) counts triple. Humane content takes 25% off every price on this page.

More demand, steeper prices — the published scale
How full the station isPriceWhat it means
Plenty of roomBase priceThe rates above, exactly as printed.
About half fullBase + 25%Demand is rising, so the price steps up — for everyone, equally.
Nearly fullBase + 50%The last seats at the table cost the most. That's the steepest it gets.
FullWaitlistNo bidding wars, no auctions. The next opening goes at the published price to whoever is next in line.

What would it cost you?

Pick what you're bringing and how full the station is. This is the same math the station uses — nothing up the sleeve.

$20 One rotation week at the base price. When you're ready, book it the house way: Ko-fi first, then bring your link to Instagram DMs — @eat_cake_u — with your piece, its length, and the words “on air.”

Ad space · Station law

The ad space belongs to humane AI causes. Only.

Let me say it plain: the ad spaces on this station are reserved exclusively for humane AI causes — people and projects using AI to create, to heal, to feed, to lift somebody up. No other advertising runs here. Not products, not pitches, not whoever bids the most. At any price.

If your cause is a humane AI cause, the space is priced fair, like everything else on this page — and humane causes get the kindest rate we have. Bring it to the same door: Instagram DMs, @eat_cake_u.